He did NOT say this either.....

My boy is on a roll....

We were at the dinner table eating patty melts. There was 1/2 of a patty melt left. Both boys were done and we were both full.

Me (to Justyn): "Just eat it hun!"

Justyn (to me): "You're eating for two, you eat it"

Me (to Justyn): "I can't (pointing to belly) I'm all out of room."

Justyn (to me): "Are you calling me fat?"

Cayden (to Justyn): "Hey FATTY"


ETA: Justyn and I split the last 1/2 of a sandwich!